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The Don's Video
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Don
Giuseppe Biscotti
(Richard Daley):
Vatican...your holiness, my health is
not good, thank you for your concern. Please, do me a
favor and pray for me...I hope to see you...not too
soon, Pope John Paul.
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Marge's Video
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Margie
Vesuvio Carbonara (Kris Flink):
As a very recent transplant to the Northwest,
I am excited to further my career with my brand new Eastside Beauty
Salon 'Jersey Girl.' There are such fabulous opportunities here,
including all the rich ladies with needs for fabulous hair & nails
that I can
rob blind for my services...er, I mean charge amounts worthy of my
talent. I am hoping my ex-husband will not follow me here. If he
does, I may need to call in a cleaner...for my
drapes. Love you. mean it.
-
Marge in Charge
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Vito's Video
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Vito Carbonara (Gary Watson):
I am a well to do and "generou$"
CEO of an East Coast based Olive Oil and Waste Management Company. I am in need of
several key female people to assist me (mostly BLONDES, BRUNETTES, and
REDHEADS.) Send a few friends to our next family gathering and we will
see if they have what it takes! Do the right thing, or else.
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Skip's Video
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Special
Agent Skip Wesson (Jimmy Dean):
Um...Hello...Hello...Is this thing
on?
I don’t think it’s working right. How come I get all busted up junk?
Hey Miranda,
what does the blinky red light mean?
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Agent Smith's Video
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FBI
Agent Miranda Smith, Justice Dept. (Deb Tully):
Once this young
agent
gets the bit between her teeth, she never lets go. Her drive and
commitment stems
from a passion misunderstood. While peers say "Lord, that Miranda
gives zealots a bad name." she knows her cause is just and her
success inevitable.
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Carla's Video
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Carla
Cacciatore (Michelle Patrick):
Well - I haven’t had much luck in the men
department in the East so ... who knows what I might find washed up on
these
shores, bred and raised-up in all this clean air. The damp climate is a
little hard on the hair-do, but I think I might like it here!
I am sure that I will
find husband #4 now...and besides, anywhere Daddy goes, so does his
favorite little girl..not her, all she does is upset Daddy, I'm talkin
about me, jeez!
Sweet Carla
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No Name (Kori Just):
I
am still trepidated about the move to the Northwest. The broads
out here need to poof out their hair and use more
make-up,
but otherwise they are still very beautious. My loyalty lies with
the family. Who else would take a lonely cabana boy like myself
and promote me to the head of 'pest control'. So if you need
something done, No Name is your guy. I never see, hear or know
nothin'... so FUH-GEDDABOUDIT.
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Stella's Video
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Stella
"Knuckles" Moncello (Angela Rinaldi):
Recognized
in the family for her "organizational skills" and
"getting the job done," she discovered her musical
talent
while
at her cousin, Carmine’s funeral when the organist was
"detained" and she played a mean rendition of the "Beer
Barrel Polka". Just don’t ask her to play
"Happy
Birthday". seriously, don’t ask ...
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99
Cent (Dietrich Kiemle):
Name:
99 Cent
Height:
5' 10.5"
Weight:
'Bout a buck fity
Occupation:
Leader of the Premier Renton Street Gang,
The S-Curve Crew
Likes:
Rollin in my Chevy Aveo, objectifying women and just generally ballin'
out of control
Dislikes:
Sucka's/Fool's/Haters running all over my territory, 'Organized' Crime
cutting in to my bizzness, and people who chew with their mouths open
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